And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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