CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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