she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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