I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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