Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Randomize