"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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