yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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