Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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