She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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