Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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