Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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