Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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