we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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