At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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