I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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