Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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