Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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