Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I had to cum in my sink.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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