The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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