Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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