Please don't use social media to get back at me.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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