what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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