Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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