maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
did i just pee glitter
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
