your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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