Just mADE A PArabola og urine
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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