Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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