Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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