remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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