girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm too high and old for this...
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