I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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