I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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