I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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