My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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