just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Randomize
