I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Shitshow foam night was such a success
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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