Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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