thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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