I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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