Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
When did angry sex become our thing?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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