Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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