I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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