We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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