But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize