Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
