If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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