It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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