i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize