This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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