He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
it's like iHOP with fire
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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