Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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