we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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