I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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