problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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