Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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