Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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